Well, the mistress managed to find a perfectly good new Janice. A young girl by the name of Melanie. I'm not going to spill any more than that because I'm sure some hero or another is going to show up thrilled at the idea of killing a bunch of Mistresses' dolls. Whatever. We'll be sending Percy down to pick her up soon enough.
Mikey's nervous that our Mistress won't need him anymore. He knows what happens to people she finds useless. Unfortunately, we won't be getting rid of him any time soon. I think the Mistress rather enjoys getting the ratings up amongst the 3-7 age bracket. Whatever.
But yeah, it's been a while, hasn't it? Well, I've been busy working on more amazing new shows for everyone. Another Briar Rose carrier came in. This one was a lot different from the ones I've dealt with before. They were covered head to toe in these heavy red clothes, but they gave off this air of desperation. Like they were going to throw themselves at anyone who bothered to give them the time of day. It was... Disturbing.
Right then, that's all for now. I'm needed at an infomercial, apparently the Mistress is selling a "Best of Candle Cove" DVD to drum up interest for the show now that it's coming back. Have a nice day, Runners.
