We Are All Puppets

Well, bad news for those of you who followed this blog out of genuine interest, I have to stop posting. The Mistress suddenly realized that having me posting about the inner workings of her lovely Domain probably wasn't a very good idea.

Though, there is some good news. We've already shot the newest season of Candle Cove. Expect the first episode to air in about a week. I will tell you, it's one heck of a season! Our newest Percy barely made it through!

But, regardless, this is it. I'm sure I'll be seeing all you good folks soon enough.

The Mistress is looking for extras as we speak.

Candle Cove's New Season!

Well, I just finished directing the latest episode of Candle Cove. I swear, this new season's gonna be a doozy, that's for sure! I've been working nonstop over the past few weeks, getting ready to bring everything together! It's been a bit frantic, to be honest.

Did you know that Janice needs to eat? It's been a bit difficult to feed her though. I got her stuff that I'm pretty sure little girls like... pretzels and juice... animal crackers... Yeah Janice refuses to cooperate really, and as much as the Mistress doesn't like using Strings on Janices, she's been forced to. Yknow, it's weird, it wasn't until I saw her putting a string into Janice's wrist that I realized I'd stop feeling the one in the back of my neck...

Regardless, expect the next episode sometime soon! It'll be great.

We've got 'em.

Well, Percy went to find the new Janice today, and it was a resounding success. Melanie... Er, Janice, sorry... Will be a wonderful new addition to our show! As well, it seems the DVD sales were a good source of revenue! We managed to sell half our stock to a Mr... Well, there's no way in hell I can type that out accurately... But still, I'm not complaining!

This is truly amazing! There's been hustle and bustle all throughout the recording studio to get everything ready in time, and we'll be ready to air in just a few days!

I need to go prepare everything! We need to go order new cameras from the Newborn, I need to hire a makeup artist from the Mirror Queen, get Janice to stop crying so loudly... There's simply so much to do!

Found A New Janice...

Well, the mistress managed to find a perfectly good new Janice. A young girl by the name of Melanie. I'm not going to spill any more than that because I'm sure some hero or another is going to show up thrilled at the idea of killing a bunch of Mistresses' dolls. Whatever. We'll be sending Percy down to pick her up soon enough.

Mikey's nervous that our Mistress won't need him anymore. He knows what happens to people she finds useless. Unfortunately, we won't be getting rid of him any time soon. I think the Mistress rather enjoys getting the ratings up amongst the 3-7 age bracket. Whatever.

But yeah, it's been a while, hasn't it? Well, I've been busy working on more amazing new shows for everyone. Another Briar Rose carrier came in. This one was a lot different from the ones I've dealt with before. They were covered head to toe in these heavy red clothes, but they gave off this air of desperation. Like they were going to throw themselves at anyone who bothered to give them the time of day. It was... Disturbing.

Right then, that's all for now. I'm needed at an infomercial, apparently the Mistress is selling a "Best of Candle Cove" DVD to drum up interest for the show now that it's coming back. Have a nice day, Runners.

The search is on!

So mistress has finally decided to try and find a new Janice, now that The Skin Taker's been fixed. We've searched amongst all the little girls who watch Tower TV. It's kinda hard to figure out. Granted, we're still keeping on Playtime With Mikey. But it's currently gone on Hiatus, because Mistress sent Mikey out to help search.

There'll probably be updates as we go along...

Oh take me back to the start...

Yknow, I wasn't always one of Mistress' dolls. Working for about a month to make sure our "tribute" to Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer is being put out on time. Yknow, making sure that Bumble pulls out Yukon Cornelius' intestines in JUST THE RIGHT WAY, and making sure Herby's crying REAL hard.

I used to be a regular director. I can't remember much about it though. I had a family, but they ended up dead. Good riddance. I would've ended up like them, but then Mistress made me an offer I couldn't refuse. Like, seriously, I COULDN'T. She threw some strings right into my vocal cords. Made me choke out a "Yes."

But I can't complain. I get treated okay, except for when Mistress is angry. Or she just got killed. Or if she's bored. Then I get tortured for a while. But then it's over and I go back to directing some new and exciting Tower TV program.

Right then, that's all for today. Mistress is being visited by some guy that Briar Rose possessed, and I need to direct, to quote Futurama, a "saucy puppetshow". Thanks for reading.

Interference

Well, I'm back from a twelve hour torture session. Mistress is QUITE pissed.

Turns out that SOMETHING has been interfering with our Tower TV broadcasts. I'd say there was a bright side in that it was only a rerun of Swan Lake, but GOD DAMN does Mistress like her some Swan Lake!

 But yeah, Tower TV got interference, I got tortured, Mistress' Swan Lake reruns got interrupted, nobody really won in this case. Except for whatever was causing the interference. That won pretty damn hard.